🔒 Privacy Policy
Last updated: [Insert Date]
The Short Version: We're not here to spy on you. We don't save your calculator results, we don't know your measurements, and we're not building some creepy database. We're just here to provide helpful, body-positive information.
Here's the Deal About Your Privacy
Look, we get it. This is sensitive stuff. The last thing you want is your personal measurements floating around the internet or stored in some database. Good news: we don't do that.
What We DON'T Collect (The Important Stuff)
When you use our calculator:
- ✅ Your measurements stay on YOUR device
- ✅ We never see your calculator inputs
- ✅ Nothing gets saved to our servers
- ✅ It's like it never happened (as far as we're concerned)
💡 Fun Fact: The calculator works entirely in your browser. It's like using a calculator app on your phone - we built it, but we can't see what you type into it.
What Might Get Collected (Being Transparent Here)
We try to keep things minimal, but here's what might get tracked:
Google Analytics (The Basic Stuff):
- What country/region you're visiting from (not your exact location)
- What browser you're using (Chrome, Safari, etc.)
- Whether you're on mobile or desktop
- Which pages you looked at and how long you stayed
- How you found us (Google search, direct link, etc.)
Why do we use this? Honestly, it just helps us understand if people find the site useful and what content we should create more of. We're not doing anything sketchy with it.
Cookies (The Digital Kind)
Yeah, we use some cookies. Here's what they do:
- Preference cookies: Remember if you like dark mode or other settings
- Analytics cookies: Help Google Analytics do its thing
- Ad cookies: Help show relevant ads (gotta keep the lights on somehow)
You can block these in your browser if you want. The site will still work fine, you just might see the same settings screen each time.
Third-Party Services
We work with a few outside services:
- Google AdSense: Shows ads on our site (they have their own privacy policy)
- Google Analytics: Helps us understand site traffic
- Affiliate Partners: If you click on a product link and buy something, they might track that (but we don't see your personal info)
The Age Thing
This site is for adults (18+). We don't knowingly collect any information from minors. If you're under 18, please close this tab and go watch YouTube or something.
Your Rights
You've got rights! You can:
- Ask us what data we have on you (spoiler: probably nothing)
- Tell us to delete anything we might have
- Opt out of Google Analytics tracking
- Block cookies entirely
Security
We use standard security practices to keep the site safe. But honestly, since we don't collect your personal calculator data, the most sensitive stuff never even leaves your computer. That's intentional.
Changes to This Policy
If we change this policy, we'll update the date at the top. We're not going to suddenly start collecting a bunch of data without telling you - that would be a dick move.
Got privacy questions?
Hit us up at: [your-email@domain.com]
We actually read these emails.
📋 Terms of Service
Last updated: [Insert Date]
The Short Version: Be cool, don't sue us, remember this isn't medical advice, and you have to be 18+ to be here. That's basically it.
Welcome to Our Site!
By using PenisStats.com, you're agreeing to these terms. If you don't agree, that's cool - just don't use the site. No hard feelings.
The Age Thing (Again)
You must be 18 or older to use this site. This isn't kid-appropriate content, and we're serious about this. If you're not 18 yet, come back in a few years.
The Medical Disclaimer (Super Important)
Let's be crystal clear about this:
⚠️ THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE. We're not doctors. This site is for education and body positivity, not for diagnosing or treating anything. If you have medical concerns, go see an actual doctor.
Seriously, our calculator and articles are just for informational purposes. Don't make health decisions based on what you read here. We're just trying to combat unrealistic expectations and promote body positivity.
How You Can Use Our Stuff
Our content (articles, calculator, design) belongs to us. You can:
- ✅ Read it and use it for personal education
- ✅ Share links to our site with others
- ✅ Feel better about yourself (hopefully)
You can't:
- ❌ Copy our articles and post them elsewhere
- ❌ Steal our calculator code for your own site
- ❌ Use our content to be mean to people
About Those Affiliate Links
Real talk: We might make money if you click on certain links and buy stuff. This doesn't cost you extra, and we only recommend things we think are actually helpful. It helps us keep the site running without charging you anything.
External Links
We link to other websites sometimes. Once you leave our site, you're in their territory and their rules apply. We can't control what they do, so be smart out there.
The Legal Protection Stuff
We have to include this part (lawyers, am I right?):
No Warranties: We provide this site "as is." We can't guarantee it'll always work perfectly or that every piece of information is 100% accurate all the time. We're human (and so are our web servers).
Limited Liability: If somehow our free website causes problems for you, our liability is limited to... well, nothing, because you didn't pay us anything. We're definitely not responsible for emotional reactions, relationship issues, or any other consequences from using our site.
You Won't Sue Us: By using this site, you agree not to sue us for anything related to your use of the site. If you do try to sue us and lose, you'll cover our legal costs.
General Stuff
We Can Change These Terms: If we update these terms, we'll change the date at the top. Keep using the site = you're cool with the changes.
We Can Ban People: If someone's being awful, we reserve the right to block them. Don't be awful.
Governing Law: Any legal stuff is governed by the laws of [Your State/Country].
The Bottom Line
We built this site to help people feel better about themselves and to provide accurate, educational information in a world full of unrealistic expectations. Use it for good, not evil. Be kind to yourself and others. And remember - everyone's different, and that's okay.
Questions? Concerns? Just want to say hi?
Email us: [your-email@domain.com]
We're real people and we actually respond.
👋 Thanks for reading all this! Most people don't. You're awesome. Now go use the calculator and feel good about yourself.